iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SHE IS CAUGHT IN A SNACK LOVE TRIANGLE

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


generationsbest:

recuerdosgayenretratos:

Say now and I’ll say “Forever and Ever”

THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE.

eternitysshylock:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

(Source: mukuroikusaba)


pseudofailure:

gaysealapproves:

sassygaytrickstertime:

chubby-nerfherder:

I still only see penis in all of these….all of them.

why do you have a penis cake pan

why don’t you have a penis cake pan?

Why are some of them curved? That’s not how pans works.

(Source: iraffiruse)